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  Once upon a time a plane crashed outside of Ozona about three Miles from the departure end of the runway. Autopsy reports were done on the pilots neither one was inebriated during flight and it was eventually determined by local authorities that a ufo shot the plane down not too long after takeoff.
Crockett county sherriffs department and the dps are now looking for the local alien who has been observed talking on the pay phone. He is currently wanted on manslaughter charges.
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An enormous alligator materialized musicalizing on a fiddle in an Ozona residence.

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