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These are some lies we made up about Orchard.
The phantom of an elderly lady gripping a revolver has every now and then been spotted howling in Artesian Park before sunrise.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object is sometimes noticed by Penny Lake Dam on a dark night looking at the water.
An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos has supposedly been seen on a few occasions up on Huntington Mound shining a kerosene lamp.
An alien from the cosmos can occasionally be seen flinging stones into the flowing water at Allens Creek at night.
A very large ocelot has regularly been seen standing by a deserted highway near Orchard.
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Ghost Sightings From Orchard
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Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
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