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A space man can once in a while be made out staring at folks in an Olmito apartment through a peephole.
A very large mare is regularly seen appearing creepy at Main Reservoir Levee in the early morning hours.
An martian tourist from deep space has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of instances looking angrily at the bystander in Historical Monument in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a sword may be perceived very often late in the night fluttering across Tule Lake Bed. Local people declare that this phantom loves startling unwise people who are fearless enough to interrupt the serenity in Olmito.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has every so often been perceived trying to flag down cars alongside a murky road next to Olmito.
An ET is occasionally made out heading a conducted visit of Barreda Pump Bend to a collection of spirits at the stroke of midnight.
A sizeable scary giant can now and then be noticed in a motor boat on Resaca de la Palma swallowing blood from a beaker.
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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