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These are some lies we made up about Old Glory.
The ghost of a youthful man having on a winter coat was made out very late at night floating down Rock Creek. Several sightings of this ghost have been conveyed. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Old Glory in the past.
A beheaded man became visible carving a cavity up on the highest spot of Davidson Peak. This ghost is exceptionally active in this neighborhood; there have been one or two other reports of this individual ghost.
An alien was made out walking a Poodle after midnight on a shadowy Old Glory road.
A woman with her head and right arm and right leg removed became visible staring through flat windows in Old Glory before sunrise. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed very often in the neighborhood.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship was perceived searching through trash container on an Old Glory lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Old Glory
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Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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