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These are some lies we made up about Olden.
A female holding her head underneath her arm is often noticed enjoying the surroundings at Borrow Pit Reservoir Dam after midnight. According to what the residents say, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy people who come looking for ghosts in Olden. Regardless of what people say, it is unquestionably a frightening phantom that should be avoided.
A gargantuan sheep has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions staring at an old man slumbering on a couch in a building in Olden.
The ghost of a guy with half his head gone can be noticed repeatedly up on Round Mountain screaming at the bystander to disappear. Residents here who have observed this ghost claim this ghost may be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Olden long ago. One thing's for sure, this ghost sure is frightening; one that is preferably not upset.
Galileo has occasionally been perceived going crazy next to McGough Springs at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan lamb is every so often noticed in a store in the Olden neighborhood.
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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