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A space alien from another galaxy may frequently be witnessed by Clear Branch reading a pamphlet.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft may be observed often in Oglesby Park at the stroke of midnight trying to find another ghost.
A female with her legs amputated has occasionally been made out in a mobile home next to Oglesby. Some of the people who live in this town allege this phantom gets pleasure from terrifying unwise folks who come looking for phantoms in Oglesby.
The ghost of a man holding a bloody sword is sometimes noticed in an Oglesby area grocery store, staggering the aisles. It has been argued that this individual phantom can be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Oglesby a long time ago. In any event, this is an antagonistic ghost that is rather not interrupted.
An enormous ewe is known to have been perceived on numerous occasions struggling to state something late at night on a lawn in Oglesby.
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Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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