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These are some lies we made up about Odell.
A space invader from planet Venus is repeatedly made out in Vernon City Park before sunrise looking furiously at the observer.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been made out on numerous instances howling at the witness to disappear in the middle of Boggy Creek. Many local residents say this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a resident who used to live here in Odell. No matter what, this is a bad ghost that you don't want to meet after midnight.
A huge civet may be observed very often cleaning a bloody pillow in Condon Springs at night.
The ghost of a gentleman in an armed forces uniform has every so often been observed hurling bricks next to a streetlight in Odell.
A Triceratops is from time to time witnessed walking from house to house at midnight on an Odell lane.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
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