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An Anchisaurus has purportedly been noticed on frequent instances in a wild place in the vicinity of O Brien.
An ET from Jupiter may repeatedly be made out in the middle of Union Creek calling people's names.
A huge chipmunk can be perceived repeatedly trying to get cars to stop in the middle of a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of O Brien.
An alien from another planet has now and then been noticed gulping diesel from a gas pump at a fuel station in O Brien.
Aladdin is rumored to have been spotted on one or two occasions articulating into the thin air as if someone besides was near.
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Ghost Sightings From O Brien
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Ghost Sightings From O Brien
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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