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These are some lies we made up about Notrees.
A huge mustang has occasionally been witnessed right by Monahans Sandhills State Park attempting to say something.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship is occasionally perceived having a seat at a table in a Notrees trailer struggling to snatch something.
Nicolaus Copernicus is rumored to have been witnessed on several occasions wandering through an apartment in Notrees.
The phantom of a hobo may sometimes be spotted striding through a mobile home next to Notrees. Regardless of what people verbalize, this is an unfriendly ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to run into.
A giant opossum was spotted at a coin operated phone in Notrees using the phone.
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Ghost Sightings From Notrees
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Ghost Sightings From Notrees
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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