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These are some lies we made up about Normangee.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a sword has every so often been perceived late in the night scrutinizing Wolfpin Gully in detail. Local people who have perceived this spirit assert this spirit is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Normangee local.
A sizeable frightening dragon is occasionally seen at Alder Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise flinging rocks into the water.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has supposedly been noticed on a handful of instances in a Normangee area clothing store, wandering the aisles.
An alien may sometimes be noticed startling people in Normangee City Park in the early morning hours.
A female with worms crawling out of her eye sockets has regularly been seen looking at the scenery at Cheney Dam after midnight. A local woman alleges that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Normangee some time ago.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade
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in her neck has purportedly been perceived on a handful of occasions yelling names of people on the water's edge of Moss Lake.
An enormous budgerigar may regularly be witnessed facing the eye witness late at night by a road sign in Normangee.
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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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