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These are some lies we made up about Nordheim.
An alien explorer from another solar system can repeatedly be made out at Boggy Branch before sunrise tossing pebbles into the flowing water.
A space invader from the Moon may be observed repeatedly performing a tune on a guitar in a Nordheim residence.
An ET from another world has from time to time been distinguished in a mirror in a Nordheim flat; the spirit was only observable in the mirror.
The phantom of a man clutching a sword is every so often made out in a residence near Nordheim. A resident claims that this spirit is that of a resident who had a house here in Nordheim some time ago.
A massive muskrat is rumored to have been seen on a few occasions seeking a hat underneath a parked Nissan in a Nordheim parking lot at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Nordheim
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Ghost Sightings From Nordheim
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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