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These are some lies we made up about Nolanville.
An ET was witnessed in a Nolanville secondary school at the stroke of midnight marching the halls.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy was distinguished scrutinizing Cedar Gap in detail at the stroke of midnight.
A decapitated gentleman has often been seen in a mirror in a Nolanville flat; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror.
The phantom of a doctor with a bloody uniform is repeatedly noticed at City of Killeen Dam late at night enjoying the view.
The Mothman has been said to have been witnessed on many occasions at Cowhouse Creek at the stroke of midnight heaving rocks into the flow.
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Ghost Sightings From Nolanville
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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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