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These are some lies we made up about New Waverly.
A space man from planet Mars has been said to have been made out on numerous occasions by Vick Spring in the early morning hours seeking a shoe.
A gargantuan skunk may repeatedly be made out downing water up on the highest spot of Shepard Hill.
A space alien from outer space may be distinguished frequently smoking a cigar in Huntsville State Park at night.
A space invader has occasionally been seen at Alligator Branch at the stroke of midnight throwing rocks into the flow.
A very large bighorn is every now and then noticed in Huntsville State Park outside the park headquarters gripping a cranium.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer has purportedly been seen on numerous instances taking pleasure in the scenery at Camelia Lake Dam very late at night.
An alien traveler from outer space can now and then be spotted fishing from the shore of Camelia Lake on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From New Waverly
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Ghost Sightings From New Waverly
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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