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These are some lies we made up about New Caney.
A woman with a sea-green face may be spotted often in a New Caney area store, striding the aisles.
The ghost of a mail carrier is once in a while made out in Lake Houston State Park after midnight talking into the thin air. According to the folks who live here, this ghost is that of a local who settled here in New Caney some decades ago.
A space alien from planet Venus is known to have been distinguished on several occasions looking at the water by Lakeland Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A gentleman's body having the head of a bat can now and then be perceived clutching a cranium down at the water at Lakeland Lake.
The spirit of a gentleman clutching a sword has regularly been noticed before sunrise staring over Long Glade. In any event, this is a nasty phantom that you don't want to meet before dawn.
An enormous toad is repeatedly spotted exploring Blackland Gully in detail before dawn.
The ghost of a woman having
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a word engraved into her leg has allegedly been made out on a handful of instances gazing at the stroke of midnight on a sidewalk in New Caney.
A female with maggots crawling out of her ears can frequently be spotted at night drifting by on Bens Branch. A lot of locals claim this ghost gets pleasure from scaring unwise folks who come looking
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for ghosts in New Caney.
The ghost of a female with a dagger in her neck may be distinguished very frequently scrambling out of Artesian Slough soaked in dirty water around midnight. Locals here claim that this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in New Caney some decades ago. No matter what, it's a chilling ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to come across.
The ghost of a chained up lady is from time to time seen seated at the kitchen counter in a New Caney home thinking. One thing is for certain, it is certainly a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A lady carrying her head under her arm has purportedly been noticed on frequent occasions striding through an apartment in New Caney. In any event, this is a nasty ghost that should be left alone.
Archimedes can once in a while be noticed marching through a trailer in the vicinity of New Caney.
An alien from deep space was observed at a pay phone in New Caney using the phone.
The extraterrestrial
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crew member of an unidentified flying object became visible appearing menacing at Huntsville State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From New Caney
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Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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