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These are some lies we made up about New Braunfels.
A space alien from planet Mars showed up at a coin operated phone in New Braunfels making a phone call.
A gigantic budgerigar appeared striding through a New Braunfels vicinity burial ground.
A space man from another solar system was distinguished in Comal Park very late at night struggling to grasp something.
Issac Newton has frequently been spotted heaving rocks into the current at Blieders Creek very late at night.
A space man is repeatedly made out frightening folks at Texas Power Company Dam before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object has supposedly been made out on a handful of instances pushing orbs around down by Comal Springs after midnight.
A gigantic otter may regularly be distinguished shouting names of people in the middle of a deserted highway next to New Braunfels on a dark night.
An alien from Jupiter can be perceived very often looking scary up on the summit
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of Bading Hill.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has occasionally been perceived on a dark night studying Bullhead Hollow in detail.
A creepy creature is from time to time noticed staying in a forsaken building in New Braunfels.
The ghost of a copper-miner may from time to time be perceived standing by a wild
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road right next door to New Braunfels.
A lady with a somewhat translucent body has repeatedly been noticed traveling on a moped on a dark road near New Braunfels.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft is frequently made out in Blanco State Park outside the ranger station mounding bricks.
The ghost of a gentleman in a sheriff outfit can repeatedly be made out in a trailer in New Braunfels.
The ghost of an old man with a huge white beard may be seen frequently walking by a wild highway close to New Braunfels. Regardless of what, it unquestionably is a creepy ghost that is better not interrupted.
A Centrosaurus has every so often been seen showing up in a washroom mirror.
An martian explorer from outer space is now and then noticed sitting on a bench in a building outside New Braunfels.
The ghost of a man wearing a soldier's outfit has allegedly been perceived on a small number of instances after midnight following a passing Buick on a gloomy highway in the vicinity of New Braunfels.
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If you listen to the local residents, this ghost likes scaring folks who come seeking ghosts in New Braunfels.
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Ghost Sightings From New Braunfels
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Ghost Sightings From New Braunfels
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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