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These are some lies we made up about Newark.
An alien from another planet can be observed often hauling a corpse from the freezing water of Blue Creek in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an adolescent girl has occasionally been noticed seeking a box in Hornet Field at night. According to the local residents, this phantom may very well be a renowned yesteryear resident of Newark.
A Yeti is every so often spotted walking a Pit Bull late in the night on a shady Newark street.
A shape with a skeleton face dressed in dark robes can from time to time be made out watching shows in a Newark living room very late at night. A lot of local residents assert this ghost is the undead spirit of an old Newark local. Regardless of what people say, it's a creepy ghost that is preferably not messed with.
A gigantic ermine was seen on a Newark residential road late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Newark
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There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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