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These are some lies we made up about Nevada.
An extremely large bison was distinguished by Bell Lake Dam around midnight looking at the water.
The ghost of a young girl has repeatedly been seen downing blood from a container by Bluff Creek.
A shape with a skeleton face wearing murky robes is regularly seen dragging a body over rocks in Bulldog Stadium at midnight. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Nevada some decades ago. No matter what, it's a chilling ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
An alien has been said to have been spotted on numerous instances floating in the air like a cloud in Nevada.
A lady with a spear in her head may be perceived very frequently staring at an old man sleeping on a couch in a house in Nevada.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer has sometimes been witnessed in a store in the Nevada neighborhood.
The phantom of a youthful Indian combatant has allegedly been distinguished on several occasions trying on a hat in a Nevada apartment.
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Ghost Sightings From Nevada
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When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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