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These are some lies we made up about Needville.
A space alien from Saturn has supposedly been witnessed on several occasions suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Needville.
An armed forces outfit staggering about without a body in it can often be seen looking at a person snoozing on a couch in a home in Needville. In any event, it is unquestionably a chilling ghost that is better not messed with.
Archimedes can be perceived over and over again drifting by on Coon Creek before dawn.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is now and then distinguished trying on clothes in a Needville trailer.
A very large lamb has been said to have been seen on one or two occasions nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Needville.
The ghost of a civil war soldier can every so often be made out in a Needville school at midnight marching the hallways.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is repeatedly observed crying out names of
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people in Brazos Bend State Park at the park headquarters.
A Yeti has supposedly been noticed on numerous instances in a residence near Needville.
An enormous armadillo may often be witnessed in a Needville area clothing store, staggering the aisles.
A very large fish can be seen often having a seat at the kitchen counter in a
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Needville flat going wild.
A space alien from planet Mars is every so often seen strolling through a residence in Needville.
An ET from another planet is known to have been witnessed on one or two occasions traveling on a mare by a highway close to Needville.
The spirit of a guy with a pentagram etched into his hand was observed striding through a flat near Needville. The watcher got freaked out and ran off.
A sizeable scary giant was spotted at a public phone in Needville using the phone.
The phantom of an engine driver was made out staggering through a Needville neighborhood burial ground. The spirit waved to the eye witness. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that you wouldn't want to encounter very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Needville
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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