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These are some lies we made up about Nacogdoches.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object may often be witnessed trying to find someone down next to Nacogdoches Springs on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet has from time to time been distinguished in a hardware store in the Nacogdoches vicinity.
A space alien from planet Saturn is once in a while distinguished in Dragon Stadium on a dark night concealing a body by a big boulder.
A giant gazelle has supposedly been seen on a handful of occasions trying on a jacket in a Nacogdoches apartment.
A gigantic capybara has frequently been distinguished struggling to seize something in a wooden boat on Hanson Lake.
A huge otter has purportedly been distinguished on many instances by Banita Creek reflecting.
An ET from another part of the galaxy can often be perceived shifting orbs about at Fern Club Lake Dam before sunrise.
A female without a head can be witnessed time and again quite near
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the entrance to Angelina National Forest looking menacing.
A guy without a head has every now and then been made out climbing out from a drain hole on a Nacogdoches residential road at night.
A space invader is once in a while perceived nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Nacogdoches.
A Velociraptor has purportedly
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been seen on many instances performing a melody on a harp in a Nacogdoches apartment.
An martian explorer from another planet may occasionally be witnessed in a Nacogdoches secondary school around midnight marching the halls.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a sizeable beard and a hook instead of his left hand was observed in a mirror in a Nacogdoches building; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror. The witness fled when she witnessed the spirit. Well, it's a frightening ghost that should be avoided.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy showed up seeking a picture by a parked truck in a Nacogdoches parking lot after midnight.
The spirit of a flight attendant was witnessed sipping blood from a mug at the stroke of midnight on a park bench in Nacogdoches. The ghost didn't care that there was someone else near. In any event, it's undeniably a chilling ghost that is better not disrupted.
A space invader came into view having a seat at a table in a Nacogdoches building eating a fish.
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ghost of an aged Indian chief was spotted mounted on a stallion along a road right next door to Nacogdoches. When the watcher appeared the ghost ran off. No matter what folks express, this is an unlikable ghost that you would not want to meet at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Nacogdoches
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Ghost Sightings From Nacogdoches
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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