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A guy with a sizeable hole through his upper body is often noticed trimming bushes in the side garden of a flat in Murchison.
A female's body with a lizard's head has allegedly been seen on several occasions crawling out of Harten Slough drenched in mud before dawn. One thing is for sure, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not messed with.
A partially decomposed human cadaver may often be seen in the early morning hours drifting along on Alligator Creek.
The ghost of a farmer having on a straw hat may be noticed time and again at Athens Fish and Game Club Dam after midnight taking in the landscape. People who have spotted this spirit declare this spirit is probably the stressed spirit of a local person who used to have a house here in Murchison.
A young girl wearing a blood-covered dress has once in a while been witnessed on the water's edge of Callender Lake hauling a cranium. Residents allege that this spirit is the stressed spirit of a long departed Murchison resident.
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
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