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These are some lies we made up about Muleshoe.
An alien from another world can regularly be perceived appearing creepy in Babe Ruth Park before sunrise.
The phantom of a tied up lady can be spotted repeatedly very late at night exploring Blackwater Draw in detail. Based on what the locals argue, this ghost likes scaring foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Muleshoe.
A colossal moose is every so often made out looking at the water by Millen Lake Dam after midnight.
An extremely large okapi has been said to have been noticed on many instances in a trailer in Muleshoe.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can sometimes be observed in a Muleshoe building.
A space alien from planet Jupiter has often been witnessed pacing along a wild highway right next door to Muleshoe.
A colossal camel is regularly distinguished emerging in a bedroom mirror.
A gigantic hartebeest has been said to have been seen on one or two instances relaxing on
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a sofa in a trailer right next door to Muleshoe.
A gargantuan chinchilla can be noticed very frequently at midnight rushing after a passing Ford on a murky road next to Muleshoe.
A woman with the head of a leprechaun has every now and then been perceived in the backseat of a Buick by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror
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before sunrise. Anyhow, it without a doubt is a creepy ghost that you wouldn't want to run into at midnight.
The Wizard of Oz is occasionally witnessed raking leaves in the back garden of an apartment in Muleshoe.
An extremely large jerboa can once in a while be noticed seated in a beanbag in an apartment in Muleshoe.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
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