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These are some lies we made up about Moran.
A space man can be perceived very frequently gazing at the water by Johnson Lake Dam very late at night.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer has from time to time been noticed late at night exploring Red Gap in detail.
Aladdin is from time to time seen on the top of Flat Top late at night gazing at the view.
The ghost of a female with a stiletto in her heart is rumored to have been distinguished on frequent instances at night floating by on Bluff Branch.
The phantom of a shackled up woman can sometimes be noticed hanging in the air like a cloud in Moran. According to the local residents, this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolish folks who are brave enough to disturb the tranquility in Moran. Regardless of what, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Moran
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Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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