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These are some lies we made up about Montgomery.
A gigantic aoudad can be witnessed repeatedly sipping unleaded from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Montgomery.
An alien traveler from outer space has every so often been made out chatting into the air as if somebody else was present.
A space alien from another planet is sometimes noticed at Hidden Forest Lake Dam at midnight taking pleasure in the landscape.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been said to have been noticed on one or two instances in Little Lake Creek Wilderness late in the night covering a cadaver by a big boulder.
A centaur can from time to time be noticed searching for another ghost in Pin Oak Ravine at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large seal has repeatedly been made out staring through home windows in Montgomery at night.
A very large finch is known to have been distinguished on a small number of instances on the shore of Fling Pond sniveling.
A gigantic
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bighorn can often be observed gazing by Antony Branch.
A half decomposed human dead body may be perceived repeatedly before sunrise marveling at Johnson Bluff.
A gargantuan buffalo has every now and then been witnessed watching shows in a Montgomery living room in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another
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planet is sometimes made out on a Montgomery road on a dark night.
A space invader from another world has allegedly been seen on a handful of instances terrifying people in Huntsville State Park at the ranger station.
An extremely large ocelot can every so often be made out hovering in the air like a cloud in Montgomery.
An extraterrestrial was noticed in a convenience store in the Montgomery neighborhood.
A female afire, grasping a gasoline bottle came into sight trying on shoes in a Montgomery trailer. The ghost did not appear to be bothered by the observers. Several of the people who live here assert this spirit is the struggling soul of a long gone Montgomery person who lived here.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO came into view crawling up from a manhole on a Montgomery road late in the night.
A Pterodactyl was seen nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Montgomery.
A giant parrot was distinguished performing a tune on a fiddle in a Montgomery apartment.
Little Red Riding Hood has
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regularly been perceived in a Montgomery school in the early morning hours staggering the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Montgomery
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Ghost Sightings From Montgomery
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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