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These are some lies we made up about Mobeetie.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief has every now and then been made out sipping water from Fort Elliot Springs late in the night. Regardless of what folks verbalize, this phantom indisputably is scary; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent occasions drifting along on Adobe Creek in the early morning hours. If you listen to what the local residents declare, this phantom likes scaring foolish folks who come seeking phantoms in Mobeetie.
A black cat that shape-shifted into a female can now and then be perceived on the top of Bankhead Mound before sunrise monitoring the surroundings.
An martian explorer from another galaxy is repeatedly noticed wandering through a flat in Mobeetie.
A Triceratops has supposedly been perceived on frequent instances mounted on a steed alongside a road near Mobeetie.
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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