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These are some lies we made up about Mission.
A colossal chimpanzee has frequently been noticed pacing through a flat near Mission.
The ghost of an aged witch is frequently noticed at a coin operated phone in Mission talking on the telephone.
A very large parrot may often be seen wandering through a Mission neighborhood cemetery.
A space man from planet Mercury can be made out repeatedly pointing at the watcher quite near Bentsen-Rio Grande Valley State Park.
A space alien from another solar system has every now and then been perceived looking furiously at the bystander along a secluded road close to Mission after midnight.
An extremely large pony is every so often distinguished in Anzalduas Park at night shouting at the eye witness to stay away.
A woman's body having a horse's head has allegedly been observed on a small number of occasions staring at the water by Anzalduas Dam very late at night.
A man with the head of a demon can once in a while be distinguished at
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the shore at Bentsen Lake piling rocks. Based on what the people who live here allege, this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long forgotten Mission local.
A space invader was spotted standing by a desolate road in the neighborhood of Mission.
An enormous dingo came into view riding on a bike on a dark highway close to Mission.
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woman afire, clutching a gasoline container was distinguished in an apartment in Mission. There are numerous descriptions concerning this ghost in the neighborhood.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot came into sight in a Mission building. Other stories of this ghost have been conveyed. Scores of folks who live here allege this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Mission a long time ago.
A female with a blue face was noticed pacing next to a secluded highway next to Mission. This ghost is extremely active in this vicinity; there have been frequent additional stories of this precise ghost. Anyway, this is a hostile phantom that you wouldn't want to encounter around midnight.
The ghost of a mail carrier is repeatedly spotted resting in an armchair in a home near Mission. In any event, it is unquestionably a scary ghost that any sensible person would not want to encounter.
A huge lynx has been said to have been made out on numerous instances in the rear seat of a Jeep by the
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driver catching a glimpse of the spirit in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Mission
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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