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These are some lies we made up about Mirando City.
A colossal rhinoceros has sometimes been observed at Gene Walker Lake Dam very late at night taking in the scenery.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer is from time to time distinguished trying to locate a glove beside a parked pickup in a Mirando City parking lot at night.
The phantom of a bound up female has been observed on numerous instances in Lake Casa Blanca International State Park by the ranger station flickering a light.
A female gripping her head beneath her arm can once in a while be made out thinking at night on a sidewalk in Mirando City.
A massive beaver was made out relaxing at a coffee table in a Mirando City home scaring folks.
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Ghost Sightings From Mirando City
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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