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The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object was noticed at Hodgkins Lake Dam very late at night enjoying the view.
An alien from Mars has repeatedly been witnessed on the apex of Antelope Mountain late at night monitoring the panorama.
An ET from another planet is frequently noticed hovering across the Palo Pinto Mountains at night.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her mouth has been said to have been seen on many instances reading a newspaper by Gibson Creek. A number of of the locals allege this phantom is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Mingus before the present. In any case, this is an unpleasant ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous porpoise may repeatedly be seen in Bear Canyon in the early morning hours clutching a skull.
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Ghost Sightings From Mingus
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Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
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