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These are some lies we made up about Millsap.
The ghost of a delivery man is often observed in Bulldog Stadium very late at night dragging a body across the ground. Folks here claim that this ghost is the undead soul of a long gone Millsap resident.
A very large buffalo has purportedly been distinguished on one or two instances struggling to say something up on the summit of Buzzard Hill.
Ludwig van Beethoven can regularly be seen looking at the water by Holiday Hills Club Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An martian voyager from space has from time to time been witnessed at Beal Branch at midnight chucking stones into the current.
A space alien from planet Pluto is sometimes perceived shuffling orbs about by Gilbert Valley.
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Ghost Sightings From Millsap
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Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
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