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These are some lies we made up about Millersview.
A very large reptile appeared dragging a dead body from the ice cold water of Bull Hollow Branch before dawn.
The phantom of a critically mangled hunter pulling a dead coyote was spotted glugging down blood from a glass by Brady Bend. The ghost waved to the eye witness. In any event, it's a menacing ghost that you do not want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
An alien from another part of the galaxy came into view relaxing in an armchair in a house in Millersview.
A very large frog was observed gobbling a piece of bread next to a lamppost in Millersview.
A lady without a head has frequently been distinguished rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Millersview residence at midnight. One of the people who live here confidently declares that this ghost may be the spirit of a local who died here in Millersview in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Millersview
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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