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These are some lies we made up about Midland.
An alien from the cosmos is once in a while noticed in a mirror in a Midland residence; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror.
An extraterrestrial has allegedly been witnessed on frequent instances in a trailer outside Midland.
The ghost of a pregnant woman can now and then be witnessed pulling a cadaver over the grass in Alamo Park at midnight.
A very large capybara has repeatedly been observed in a Midland area store, wandering the aisles.
An martian vacationer from space is often spotted shifting orbs around at night on a sidewalk in Midland.
An alien from Mars is known to have been distinguished on a few occasions pacing through an apartment in Midland.
An alien from the cosmos may frequently be perceived mounted on a stallion by a highway outside Midland.
The ghost of a young guy dressed in a denim jacket may be observed time and again wandering through a trailer next to Midland. Loads of local residents allege
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this ghost may be a recognized past native of Midland.
An alien has from time to time been made out at a pay phone in Midland talking on the phone.
A decapitated man is occasionally distinguished marching through a Midland vicinity graveyard. In any event, this spirit undoubtedly is terrifying; one that you don't want to run into late
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at night.
A female with her head and both arms removed may every now and then be distinguished being in an abandoned structure in Midland. Regardless of what, this is an unsympathetic spirit that any sound person wouldn't wish to come across.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer was noticed being carried by a bicycle on a dark highway outside Midland.
Ferdinand Magellan came into sight in a Midland apartment.
The ghost of a gentleman carrying a bloody knife was made out marching along a secluded road near Midland. When the bystander showed up the ghost escaped.
A gargantuan vicuna became visible emerging in a washroom mirror.
A Megalosaurus was perceived in the early morning hours chasing a passing Chrysler on a murky road next to Midland.
A colossal zebra was seen trimming bushes in the garden of a house in Midland.
The ghost of a civil war soldier has often been made out by a person hunting in a forest near Midland. Regardless of what people utter, it's a frightening phantom
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Ghost Sightings From Midland
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Ghost Sightings From Midland
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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