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These are some lies we made up about Midfield.
The Abominable Snowman was spotted in an apartment in Midfield.
A drifting ghost was made out at Juanita Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise flinging rocks into the flowing water. The onlooker fled immediately after he set eyes on the ghost. It has been asserted that this exact ghost enjoys frightening foolish people who come looking for ghosts in Midfield. Whichever way, this phantom unquestionably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a jet pilot has repeatedly been observed in a Midfield apartment. Based on what the residents argue, this ghost might be a recognized old days native of Midfield.
A gargantuan ermine is frequently perceived walking by a wild road in the neighborhood of Midfield.
An extremely large rhinoceros has allegedly been made out on a small number of instances in Lake Texana State Park quite near the ranger station crying.
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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