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These are some lies we made up about Mertzon.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship is known to have been witnessed on a few instances by Lopez Spring after midnight struggling to utter something.
Marco Polo may frequently be made out staring at the panorama from the pinnacle of Lopez Peaks after midnight.
The ghost of an old prospector with a big mustache and a hook instead of his hand may be observed often exploring Rock Pen Draw in detail before dawn. Whichever way, it is certainly a creepy ghost that should be shunned.
The ghost of an elderly lady hauling a firearm is every so often spotted by Lopez Creek startling people. Locals who have perceived this ghost claim this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Mertzon before the present. In any event, this is an unsympathetic ghost that is preferably not messed with.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief may once in a while be made out screaming names by the side of a desolate road in close proximity to Mertzon before sunrise. People here assert that this phantom is that of a local resident who had a house here in Mertzon a long time ago.
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Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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