Merkel

 
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A gentleman that turned into a vampire emerged late at night pursuing a passing Toyota on a gloomy road next to Merkel. The ghost was swallowed by the night after being noticed.

Little Red Riding Hood was perceived looking at the landscape at Hugh Lilly Lake Dam very late at night.

A very large jerboa emerged chucking stones beside the waterfront at Hugh Lilly Lake.

    The ghost of a pregnant lady was noticed in Mulberry Canyon at midnight burrowing a crack. Frightened by the witnesses the ghost fled into the night. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long gone Merkel local.

The spirit of a young man wearing a winter jacket was witnessed by Little Bitter Creek burning a hat. This precise ghost has been seen time and again in this neighborhood. Lots of people who live here say this spirit is that of a resident who lived here in Merkel some decades ago.

The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has frequently been seen in the backseat of a car by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn.

A very large warthog is regularly made out up on Blowout Mountain dining on a burger.

 

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