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These are some lies we made up about Merkel.
A very large gemsbok may be made out repeatedly going through the closet in the bedroom of a Merkel mobile home before dawn.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spacecraft is every now and then made out looking at the water by Hugh Lilly Lake Dam around midnight.
A headless woman has allegedly been made out on numerous occasions on the shore of Hugh Lilly Lake going crazy. Nevertheless, it's undeniably a terrifying ghost that any sensible person would not want to bump into.
The ghost of a young girl may once in a while be noticed hurling pebbles in Mulberry Canyon in the early morning hours. Residents argue that this spirit gets pleasure from frightening people who have the nerve to disturb the peace in Merkel.
The ghost of a woman with half her head not there was distinguished dragging a body from the freezing water of Little Bitter Creek around midnight. When made out the ghost came close to the observer who then ran off.
A lady
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with a spear in her head was noticed resting at the dining table in a Merkel building. This specific ghost has been observed very frequently in this zone. A local declares that this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolhardy folks who come looking for ghosts in Merkel. In any event, this is an intimidating ghost that should be steered clear of.
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ghost of a youthful Indian warrior was observed on the apex of Blowout Mountain before dawn observing the view. There are numerous stories about this ghost in the area. One of the people who live here confidently argues that this spirit may be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Merkel some time ago.
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Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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