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These are some lies we made up about Meridian.
The ghost of a pregnant lady has purportedly been made out on one or two occasions by a lady canoeing in a river near Meridian. A number of of the folks who live here allege this ghost is the struggling spirit of an old Meridian resident.
An extraterrestrial from deep space can be perceived very often relaxing on a stool in a home in Meridian.
A space alien has once in a while been witnessed scooping out a gap in Dyes Branch.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space is now and then noticed in Meridian State Park around midnight annihilating a picture.
A gargantuan dromedary may occasionally be observed by Meridian Lake Dam at night staring at the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Meridian
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Ghost Sightings From Meridian
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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