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These are some lies we made up about Mercedes.
The ghost of an aged gentleman with a big gray mustache is frequently seen on a Mercedes street after midnight. It's been alleged that this exact ghost can be the spirit of a local person who died here in Mercedes some decades ago. No matter what people say, this is an unfriendly ghost that is rather not disturbed.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head has allegedly been perceived on many occasions gazing at a person snoozing in a bed in a mobile home in Mercedes. One thing's for guaranteed, it's sure a terrifying ghost that you don't want to bump into late at night.
A colossal kid can be witnessed very frequently staring angrily at the eye witness in Arroyo Anacuitas at midnight.
A knight's armor without a human being inside has now and then been made out going crazy on the water's edge of Hoblitz Elles Reservoir. In any case, this is an unfriendly ghost that any rational person would not want to encounter.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves
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has allegedly been spotted on frequent instances heaving rocks up on Harmony Hill.
A huge prairie dog may every so often be distinguished in a convenience store in the Mercedes vicinity.
A space alien was observed in Alameda Park before sunrise hiding a body by a sizeable rock.
Henry VIII showed up at Mercedes District Settling
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Basin Dam at night looking for a map.
A giant donkey was perceived trying on shoes in a Mercedes building.
The ghost of a woman with a sack fastened around her head came into view scrambling out from a drain hole on a Mercedes lane at midnight. When distinguished the ghost came up to the onlooker who then ran off. No matter what folks say, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A sasquatch was observed poking around in mailboxes very late at night in Mercedes.
A giant argali has regularly been perceived reading a book in Bentsen-Rio Grande Valley State Park near the ranger station.
A sizeable menacing giant is repeatedly noticed playing a song on a piano in a Mercedes apartment.
An alien voyager from another world is known to have been perceived on numerous instances in a Mercedes secondary school at midnight staggering the hallways.
A partly translucent man clad as the skipper of a oil tanker may frequently be seen in a mirror in a Mercedes residence; the ghost was
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only observable in the mirror. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a resident who used to live here in Mercedes.
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Ghost Sightings From Mercedes
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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