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These are some lies we made up about Mcfaddin.
The ghost of a twelve feet colossal person may from time to time be witnessed twinkling a kerosene lamp at the shore at Adler Lake.
The ghost of a woman with half her head lost was seen reasoning up on Goldmans Hill. There have been further reports concerning this spirit in the neighborhood.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft came into sight by Sand Bayou frightening folks.
An ET from planet Saturn was observed peeping through trailer windows in Mcfaddin at night.
A huge porpoise came into sight at Lipscomb and Son Levee in the early morning hours pointing at the watcher.
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Ghost Sightings From Mcfaddin
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Ghost Sightings From Mcfaddin
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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