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I saw a ghost on the night of September the 24th by the McCaulley waffle house.? A hugely fat huntsmen dragging the corpse of a young deer tipped his hat to me as I walked out of the waffle house.? I said hello just as he disappeared right before my eyes.? I promptly vomited my waffle onto the concrete.
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Category: ghost
These are some lies we made up about Mc Caulley.
Napoleon Bonaparte may be spotted very often glancing at the view from the pinnacle of Peter Hill very late at night.
A giant hare has now and then been witnessed before dawn drifting down Plum Creek.
An extremely large cougar is now and then seen by Kyle Spring after midnight attempting to grab something.
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Caulley
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Caulley
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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