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These are some lies we made up about Mc Camey.
A big creepy dragon has been said to have been perceived on one or two occasions screaming names of people in Badger Stadium late at night.
An alien from planet Neptune was observed turning toward the witness up on Bobcat Hills.
A massive moose materialized staring furiously at the onlooker in the middle of Tunas Creek.
Issac Newton was witnessed gulping water from Barrel Spring before dawn.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady materialized standing by a wild road near Mc Camey. This ghost is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been several other sightings of this specific ghost. One of the local residents determinedly asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Mc Camey some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Camey
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Camey
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
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