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These are some lies we made up about Mcallen.
A medusa was witnessed in Airport Park after midnight going crazy.
An ET has repeatedly been perceived by Bentsen Dam around midnight staring at the water.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system is regularly witnessed flinging stones into Bentsen Lake late at night.
An alien from Venus has been said to have been noticed on many occasions looking for a box underneath a parked Jeep in a Mcallen parking lot late in the night.
A space alien from deep space may often be spotted in a Mcallen area store, wandering the aisles.
An enormous rhinoceros has from time to time been seen devouring a cookie at midnight by a vending machine in Mcallen.
A sizeable chilling dragon has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions resting at a coffee table in a Mcallen residence glugging down root beer.
An alien may every now and then be noticed traveling on a pony by a road close to Mcallen.
A fairly decomposed
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human cadaver has often been noticed reading a newspaper in Bentsen-Rio Grande Valley State Park at the ranger station.
An martian explorer from space is frequently noticed strolling through a residence outside Mcallen.
An extremely large gorilla has allegedly been witnessed on many instances at a public phone in Mcallen talking on the
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phone.
A gigantic buffalo can regularly be observed staring by the side of a wild road in the neighborhood of Mcallen at midnight.
A lady ablaze, holding a petroleum bottle may be noticed very frequently standing by a deserted road close to Mcallen. A local woman says that this phantom is that of a resident who settled here in Mcallen in the past. No matter what, it undeniably is a creepy ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter at night.
Napoleon Bonaparte has every so often been witnessed mounted on a motorbike on a gloomy highway outside Mcallen.
A gigantic guanaco is rumored to have been made out on several occasions in a flat in Mcallen.
A gigantic whale may sometimes be seen striding alongside a desolate highway near Mcallen.
A space alien from another galaxy was observed coming into view in a washroom mirror.
An enormous platypus materialized seated in a beanbag in a building next to Mcallen.
An extraterrestrial was noticed before dawn pursuing a passing Chrysler on a shady road
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Ghost Sightings From Mcallen
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Ghost Sightings From Mcallen
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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