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These are some lies we made up about Marshall.
A giant boar has repeatedly been observed resting on a bench in a flat next to Marshall.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space is often perceived in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror late in the night.
The spirit of a young-looking woman soaked in blood can often be seen by a person canoeing in a river close to Marshall. It has been asserted that this individual ghost loves terrifying folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Marshall.
A colossal gila monster may be spotted over and over again hiding a dead body by a big rock in Marshall City Park very late at night.
An enormous muskrat is once in a while seen by Harris Back Lake Dam around midnight gazing at the water.
A space man from outer space has allegedly been spotted on frequent occasions seeking a photo next to Roseborough Springs before dawn.
A man with a sizeable hole through his upper body can occasionally be seen
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hurling pieces of wood into the flow at Cold Water Creek at night.
A gargantuan hedgehog was witnessed resting on a bench in a mobile home in Marshall.
A Triceratops materialized at the entrance to Caddo Lake State verbalizing into the air.
A space alien was witnessed looking for something beside a streetlight in Marshall.
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very large zebu appeared wandering from home to home at night on a Marshall residential street.
A woman's body with a raccoon's head was seen browsing through a bookshelf in the living room of a Marshall trailer in the early morning hours. The onlooker ran away after he set eyes on the ghost. Nevertheless, it is unquestionably a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into at the stroke of midnight.
An martian vacationer from another world was spotted looking at folks in a Marshall flat through a peephole.
A colossal kangaroo has frequently been observed in a desolate spot right next door to Marshall.
An enormous puma is regularly perceived trying to get cars to stop in the middle of a gloomy road near Marshall.
A somewhat rotten human corpse can often be witnessed slurping regular unleaded from a gas pump at a fueling station in Marshall. According to what the folks who live here claim, this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Marshall before the present.
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ghost of a planter sporting a farmer hat may be observed often chatting into the night as if someone else was near. Local people who have seen this spirit say this spirit may perhaps be a recognized days gone by resident of Marshall. In any case, this spirit undeniably is menacing; one that any sensible person wouldn't want to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Marshall
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The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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