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A space man from planet Saturn has allegedly been noticed on a few instances in Marlin City Park around midnight covering a corpse by a large boulder.
A gigantic wombat may sometimes be observed staring at the water by Falls Cattle Company Lake Dam before sunrise.
One of the three Little Pigs has regularly been perceived in the early morning hours struggling out of McCullough Slough drenched in filth.
An alien from another galaxy is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two occasions sipping water from The Falls late in the night.
A woman with the head of a beast may regularly be witnessed very late at night floating along Barganier Slough. A lot of people who live here declare this phantom enjoys startling people who come trying to find phantoms in Marlin.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object can be distinguished often on the highest spot of Bald Hill after midnight surveying the panorama.
A woman
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hauling her head beside her arm has now and then been seen trying to locate an object beneath a parked Dodge in a Marlin parking lot at the stroke of midnight. Folks here who have observed this ghost assert this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Marlin long ago.
An alien traveler from the cosmos is from
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time to time perceived in a Marlin area hardware store, walking the aisles.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is rumored to have been witnessed on several instances in Fort Parker State Park by the park headquarters demolishing a map.
The phantom of a young-looking female in a blood-covered wedding gown was observed having a seat at a table in a Marlin mobile home seeking a shoe. The phantom was unconcerned that there was someone else there.
A decapitated woman materialized pacing through a house in Marlin. The arrival of the witness startled the ghost who then disappeared. Folks claim that this ghost may perhaps be a famous yesteryear local of Marlin.
The ghost of a teen girl was witnessed wandering through a residence in the vicinity of Marlin. The ghost mentioned avenging a slaying.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship came into view at a public phone in Marlin using the phone.
The spirit of a female having half her head lost was perceived conversing into the thin air down a deserted
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road close to Marlin in the early morning hours. The watcher freaked out and escaped. A local man claims that this ghost is perhaps the stressed ghost of a person who used to live here in Marlin. Regardless of what, it in all certainty is a chilling ghost that any wise person would not want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Marlin
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Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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