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These are some lies we made up about Markham.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer has often been spotted looking at the water by A H Johnson Reservoir Levee in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a 9 feet colossal giant is frequently perceived in Le Tufle Park at night flashing a light.
An alien traveler from another world has been witnessed on frequent occasions in the middle of Juanita Creek frightening folks.
A massive elk may be distinguished very frequently crying out names down at the water's edge at Bay City Lake.
The ghost of a teenage girl is occasionally seen traveling on a scooter on a murky road in the vicinity of Markham. Whatever people articulate, this is an unpleasant ghost that you would not want to run into after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Markham
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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