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These are some lies we made up about Manvel.
A guy with the head of a demon is every now and then spotted sending a postcard at a Manvel post office. One thing is for certain, it certainly is a creepy phantom that should be shunned.
A space man from planet Mercury is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent occasions conversing into the night as if someone besides was near.
A woman alight, gripping a kerosene tank may once in a while be made out staring in Dads Club Community Park before dawn. Nonetheless, this spirit certainly is frightening; one that is preferably not upset.
A space invader from the cosmos is repeatedly seen by Hickory Slough attempting to grab something.
An ET has been distinguished on numerous occasions in the center of Hayes Creek shining a lantern.
The Pied Piper may repeatedly be observed walking a German Shepherd in the early morning hours on a dark Manvel residential street.
The ghost of a grower having on a hat may be noticed very often peeking through
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flat windows in Manvel late in the night. In any event, this is an unsympathetic spirit that you wouldn't want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal sheep has sometimes been spotted in Brazos Bend State Park quite near the park headquarters pushing orbs about.
A young-looking girl sporting a blood-covered
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prom dress is every now and then observed going through trash container on a Manvel street. No matter what, it's a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
Plato is known to have been noticed on frequent instances hovering in the air like a balloon in Manvel.
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Ghost Sightings From Manvel
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Ghost Sightings From Manvel
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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