Malone

  One night I was drunk in Malone and was getting in my car when a Greene frog in a police uniform came up and told me if I leave in my car he will charge me with dwi so I got out and he bdisapered right in front of me.
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A gigantic fox has purportedly been made out on several occasions at Bynum Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise flinging chunks of concrete into the water.
    
A large scary ogre can regularly be seen staring at folks in a Malone residence through a peephole.

A gargantuan tiger may be noticed very frequently by Kempshafer Lake Dam at midnight looking at the water.

Vincent van Gogh has every so often been witnessed in a wild neighborhood near Malone.

 

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