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These are some lies we made up about Lufkin.
An extremely large basilisk is now and then witnessed searching for a glove beside a parked VW in a Lufkin parking lot in the early morning hours.
A space invader from Mars can occasionally be observed floating by on Big Bend Slough in the early morning hours.
An alien from another galaxy has regularly been distinguished in a Lufkin area clothing store, marching the aisles.
A female hauling her head beneath her arm has been said to have been spotted on numerous occasions taking a rest at a coffee table in a Lufkin home flashing a kerosene lamp.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship may often be distinguished reflecting by Big Bend.
An alien from Mars has every so often been seen on the water's edge of Allred Lake frightening people.
A large terrifying dragon is every now and then witnessed at Blackburn Lake Dam before dawn looking at the panorama.
The ghost of a guy having half his head absent has allegedly
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been spotted on a few occasions marching through a trailer in Lufkin.
The ghost of a young-looking lady dressed in a bloody wedding gown may now and then be seen in Brandon Park before dawn pointing at the bystander. Some of those who live here declare this ghost may very well be a recognized former time inhabitant of Lufkin.
A giant
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guinea pig was seen in the early morning hours before sunrise heading a piloted tour of Big Bend to a company of spirits.
A space invader from another planet emerged going berserk by Angelina National Forest.
A decapitated female was noticed pacing through a house near Lufkin. The onlooker fled immediately after he spotted the ghost.
A giant burro was made out in Big Thicket National Preserve near the ranger station trashing a photo.
The ghost of an 11 feet tall massive giant has often been distinguished walking through a Lufkin neighborhood burial ground.
The ghost of a female with half her head not there is repeatedly perceived spending time in an abandoned farmhouse in Lufkin. Regardless of what folks express, it indisputably is a chilling phantom that is better not disrupted.
A space invader has been said to have been noticed on numerous occasions standing by a deserted highway in the vicinity of Lufkin.
A Triceratops can repeatedly be spotted being carried by a bicycle on a dark road right next
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Ghost Sightings From Lufkin
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Ghost Sightings From Lufkin
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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