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An extremely large ibex may every now and then be perceived gazing at people in a Lubbock residence through a peephole.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft has repeatedly been noticed spitting at passing cars along a murky highway close to Lubbock.
The spirit of a guy having half his head absent is often witnessed mailing a container at a Lubbock post office. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost enjoys scaring unwise folks who have the courage to upset the serenity in Lubbock. No matter what folks utter, this ghost certainly is frightening; one that any sensible person wouldn't wish to come across.
Rapunzel may frequently be spotted guzzling fuel from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Lubbock.
A gargantuan crocodile can be spotted time and again walking a German Shepherd in the early morning hours on a gloomy Lubbock residential street.
A headless lady has occasionally been distinguished looking through house windows in Lubbock at the stroke of midnight.
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Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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