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These are some lies we made up about Lubbock.
A guy's body having the head of a lizard was spotted in an apartment in Lubbock. The ghost did not seem to be troubled by the eye witnesses. No matter what folks say, it's sure a menacing phantom that you would not want to encounter at night.
An ET from planet Jupiter materialized in a Lubbock mobile home.
The ghost of a gentleman grasping a sword was perceived marching by a secluded road close to Lubbock. The ghost nodded to the bystander. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an antagonistic phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
A colossal hedgehog showed up coming into sight in a closet mirror.
The ghost of a woman with a cross carved into her back was made out seeking a man in Berry Park before dawn. The spirit was consumed by the air after being perceived. Whichever way, it's a terrifying phantom that is better not disturbed.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her back was observed resting in a beanbag in a flat next to Lubbock.
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When made out the ghost moved toward the observer who then ran off. In any case, it in all certainty is a chilling spirit that you do not want to encounter on a dark night.
An ET from outer space has often been observed in the early morning hours chasing a passing Dodge on a murky road outside Lubbock.
A gargantuan chameleon is frequently
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noticed cutting grass in the garden of a residence in Lubbock.
A space alien has been said to have been noticed on numerous occasions by a lady hiking along a trail close to Lubbock.
A very large platypus can regularly be noticed relaxing in a chair in a flat in Lubbock.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy can be spotted repeatedly frightening folks beneath a streetlight in Lubbock.
The ghost of a chained up woman has sometimes been spotted strolling from house to house at the stroke of midnight on a Lubbock street. One of the residents confidently says that this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Lubbock in the past.
A space alien from another galaxy is occasionally witnessed browsing through the fridge in the kitchen of a Lubbock mobile home around midnight.
A female carrying her head beside her arm has supposedly been seen on a few occasions relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Lubbock flat. Several of those who live here allege this spirit is that of a local
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person who existed here in Lubbock in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Lubbock
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Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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