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These are some lies we made up about Louise.
A woman clutching her head beside her arm may often be perceived throwing boulders into the water at Chaco Slough very late at night. In any event, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling spirit that should be left alone.
The phantom of a guy having half his head gone may be seen time and again in a phone booth in Louise talking on the telephone. A local person says that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Louise resident.
Plato has sometimes been witnessed holding a headbone along a wild road close to Louise at midnight.
An alien has been said to have been observed on numerous occasions being in a neglected farmhouse in Louise.
The spirit of a young female in a blood-covered wedding gown can every so often be noticed quite near the entrance to Lake Texana State Park screaming. One of the residents decisively asserts that this spirit is that of a resident who dwelled here in Louise long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Louise
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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