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These are some lies we made up about Los Fresnos.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief was made out being in an empty home in Los Fresnos. The viewer got scared and ran away. No matter what, it undoubtedly is a menacing ghost that should be avoided.
Little Red Riding Hood has regularly been made out fluttering across Tule Lake Bed late in the night.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is frequently seen at Mercer Dry Reservoir Levee very late at night looking at the scenery. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that is better not messed with.
A very large ram has supposedly been perceived on one or two occasions trying to find somebody in Historical Monument after midnight.
A pitch black dog that turned into a lady may be witnessed very frequently fly fishing from the water's edge of Cuates Lake in the early morning hours.
A gigantic alpaca has every now and then been distinguished viewing the vista from the apex of Loma Alta late at night.
Bigfoot
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is now and then spotted standing by a desolate road in the neighborhood of Los Fresnos.
An extraterrestrial may every now and then be noticed mounted on a scooter on a murky highway close to Los Fresnos.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space has regularly been spotted in a building in Los Fresnos.
An ET from another world
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is rumored to have been witnessed on numerous instances in a Los Fresnos trailer.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may regularly be seen pacing along a wild highway right next door to Los Fresnos.
A massive fawn has from time to time been perceived emerging in a washroom mirror.
The ghost of a youthful lady clad as a house keeper is every so often noticed taking a rest on a bench in a building outside Los Fresnos. A man who lives here argues that this ghost is that of a resident who existed here in Los Fresnos a long time ago.
A giant finch is rumored to have been seen on numerous occasions in the backseat of a car by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in her rear view mirror very late at night.
The phantom of a youthful cowboy was observed trimming bushes in the yard of a residence in Los Fresnos. The ghost greeted the eye witness. Anyhow, it's a chilling ghost that you would not want to meet in the early morning hours.
A huge bunny showed up by a man fishing by a lake
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Ghost Sightings From Los Fresnos
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Ghost Sightings From Los Fresnos
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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