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  When I worked at Blacks Bbq a brisket I was working on cutting started talking to me. It refused to be cut so I stopped. I wrapped it in a plastic bag and stored it in a safe place. I moved on and started to carve the next one.
The next two days I was off and when I came back to work my boss had some very bad news for me. He let me go, he said there were a bunch of maggots on on top of a brisket. He thought I tried to steal it.
I told him the brisket was frightening me so I set it aside. Suddenly we heard a loud cry coming from the trash can where he had tossed the brisket. He ran over and saw
    for himself that the brisket had cried out and cursed him.

We tossed it in the fire that night and I got to keep my job. The next shift I worked a whole chicken jumped off the grill and ran into
the ladies restroom and locked the door. A lady ran out with her pants around her ankles screaming chicken on the run.
I quit that day... Don't get me wrong the food still always hits the spot when I need a listening ear.
Submitted by Trever
       Category: food

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