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These are some lies we made up about Lockhart.
Marco Polo is rumored to have been witnessed on a few instances appearing in a mirror.
A gigantic alligator was made out in Lockhart City Park on a dark night hauling a dead body over the grass.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy was seen looking at the water by Barth Lake Dam on a dark night.
A space invader from another galaxy showed up in the early morning hours before sunrise running after a passing Buick on a murky road close to Lockhart.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object was made out in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view mirror late in the night.
A medusa was noticed in a plastic boat on Segler Lake trying to grab something.
A military outfit striding around with no body in it has regularly been made out looking across Comanche Flats at night. A person who lives here asserts that this ghost is the tormented soul of a former
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Lockhart local person.
The phantom of a civil war soldier is often witnessed hurling pebbles into the water at Big West Fork Plum Creek around midnight.
An alien from Mars has purportedly been noticed on a few instances down beside Barber Springs at midnight appearing creepy.
The ghost of a gentleman with a word etched into his
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nose may often be noticed staring angrily at the eye witness in Withers Hollow before dawn.
The ghost of a train driver has now and then been observed by a man hiking along a trail close to Lockhart.
A lady without a head is every so often noticed sitting in an armchair in a flat in Lockhart.
An alien from outer space has purportedly been made out on a small number of instances in Bastrop State Park right by the ranger station piling stones.
A space man can occasionally be spotted drinking blood from a jar underneath a streetlamp in Lockhart.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer has regularly been spotted pacing from trailer to trailer at midnight on a Lockhart street.
A gargantuan giraffe is regularly spotted browsing through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Lockhart residence at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn is rumored to have been distinguished on a few instances taking a rest at a coffee table in a Lockhart flat.
An extremely large mustang may
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be observed time and again in a wild spot outside Lockhart.
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Ghost Sightings From Lockhart
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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